My son’s memory is put into his own poem. I include this here because this is the kind of things that little boys do!
It wasn’t “actually a bug”. We would generally call a slug, a bug or an insect. But that is not the case. Slugs and snails are soft-bodied mollusks or gastropods! Garden slugs and snails are one to three inches long and are usually gray or brown and maybe have an orangish color about them.However, there are Carpathian blue slugs and banana slugs which are yellow.Slugs come in many different colors from white to black and many colors in between. There is even a rainbow slug!But these probably don’t live in your garden!
Poem by David Lee Venable II(when he was a boy.)
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In my yard as a boy,
I found a new toy
And it filled me with joy,
But it wasn’t a toy.
It was actually a bug,
Not just that, but a slug!
I found very many about
As I worked out their route.
Then I bagged them
Then I kept them
I made them my pets
Nothaving any regrets.
~
I put them in a bag
Wrote my name as the tag
I had to have a place
A nice little space
To keep them all for me.
So I found a space you see,
At the base of the chimney!
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You might call them “ick”,
And they really were quite thick.
Well, my mom, she found out
About them with an ugh and a shout
She said I had to get them out.
So that was the end
Of having a slimy friend.
~
Thankfully, since they were hidden in a fireplace, I’m so glad that the slugs didn’t become char-broiled bugs!
THIS POEM RECOUNTS AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING INCIDENT DURING THE FRENCH AND INDIAN WAR (1755) ABOUT WHICH GEORGE WASHINGTON HIMSELF WROTE. MORE DETAILS MAY BE FOUND IN THE BOOK GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SACRED FIRE BY PETER A. LILLBACK. THIS INCIDENT IS ALSO FOUND IN THE BOOK, THE BULLETPROOF GEORGE WASHINGTON, BY DAVID BARTON.
THIS POEM MAY BE SUNG TO THE TUNE OF “YANKEE DOODLE” IN WHICH CASE, IT IS BEST TO PRONOUNCE INDIAN AS “IN-JUN”.
BULLETS THROUGH MY COAT
In seventeen and fifty-five
Against the Yanks and British,
The French* and Indians* took by surprise
Them in a tragic skirmish.
*
In Pennsylvania’s woods, they* hid
And then they opened fire
And struck most all, but George he lived
For it was God’s desire.
*(refrain, if sung)
“They shot 4 bullets through my coat”
George Washington, he wrote.
“They shot 4 bullets through my coat”
And that there is a true quote.
*
Now what did hold these bullets back
How could they not go through George?
Four holes were made and that’s a fact
Must be that God did save George!
*
“Mark yon tall and daring” man
The Indian chief did order
“Quick, let your aim be certain”
But each attempt was thwarted.
*
“They shot 4 bullets through my coat”
George Washington, he wrote.
“They shot 4 bullets through my coat”
And that there is a true quote.
*
Two horses shot while under George
Were hit with mean precision
But bullets fired meant for George
Were stopped by God’s decision.
*
How stands yet still this mortal man?
The Indian chief was awe-struck
“He cannot die” for there’s a plan
“Great Spirit” shields this young buck!
*
“They shot 4 bullets through my coat”
George Washington, he wrote.
“They shot 4 bullets through my coat”
And that there is a true quote.
*
“I now exist”; there’s evidence
Wrote George unto his brother
“by the miraculous care of Providence”
It could be no one other!
*
Many moons, did come and go
The Indian Chief came calling
To visit George, to let him him know
Why he’d been spared from falling.
*
“They shot 4 bullets through my coat”
George Washington, he wrote.
“They shot 4 bullets through my coat”
And that there is a true quote.
*
The wise old Indian understood
This George would lead a nation
His life was kept for mankind’s good
He’d father a great nation!
*(c) 4th of July, 2011 CAVenable*
Providence = a common term in colonial times for God and God’s will
Skirmish = irregular fighting
Thwarted = prevented from happening
Yanks = an informal term for Americans
Yon = poetic for yonder; “that one over there”
Young buck = colorful reference to a young male
Quote by George Washington –
“I now exist and appear in the land of the living by the miraculous care of Providence, that protected me beyond all human expectation; I had 4 Bullets through my Coat, and two horse shot under me, and yet escaped unhurt.”
Granny Vee has a children’s Christmas book! It’s available online on Kindle and many other online book outlets: This is a cute picture book with fun new lyrics to the traditional melody.
Granny Vee 
